Title: You what??
Author: Tels
Fandom: Stargate SG1
Characters: Jacob/Selmak
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Prompt: #17 - brown
Summary: Jacob tries his new uniform for size
Jacob looked at it. <You're kidding me> he said.
<What is ‘kidding me'?> Selmak asked him.
<Earth slang, means pulling a fast one, pulling my leg, putting me on, being stupid.>
<No I am not, what is wrong with it?>
Jacob picked up it. <It's tripe!> he spluttered.
<And? Is it not your colour or something?>
<You know what tripe is??> Jacob asked.
Selmak laughed. <Yes I do. It has served fine for many years. Besides it is easy to keep clean and keeps the sand out of places you really do not want sand. Now stop whining and change.>
Fin
© Tels Oct 2006.